Privacy & RGPD
// nothing to leak — everything runs in your browser and never leaves. that's the whole policy
kaput industries processes zero personal data. this page exists because a regulation required a page, and the regulation does not accept "we are a joke" as a legal entity.
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respect
§ the rgpd rights, honoured to the letter
- right to access
- your data: (none). you may access it at any time. it is a blank file. enjoy.
- right to erasure
- already erased. erased before birth. erased twice, for good measure.
- right to portability
- here is your data in csv:
id— that is the whole row. - right to object
- you have successfully objected to everything, every time. well done.
- right to an explanation
- see the documentation page, written by an engineer who has strong feelings about this.
data protection officer
our dpo is a filing cabinet. it holds no data, answers no complaints, and will not be moving. ever.
cookies
none. we serve plain html and spite. neither is a cookie. the spite is not even a session.
§ consent (ceremonial)
to use this site (you are already using it, congratulations), please accept the conditions below. the accept button has been configured to run from the cursor. this is not a bug — it is the privacy policy in action: your consent, like everything else here, is impossible to obtain.
escapes: 0
by refusing, you agree to nothing. by accepting, you would have agreed to nothing. the button's escape velocity is required by rgpd article 7.1, as interpreted by our filing cabinet dpo. keyboard and screen-reader users: the button was informed of your rights. it ran anyway.